ok so the other night i had a very strange realistic dream that has kept me thinking all week. in my dream i was driving back home from work and i was surprised to find that there was a zombie walking in the middle of my driveway. instantly i felt the need to hit it as hard as i could with my truck but i didnt because this though popped into my head...

who the hell would i call to help me with the zombie situation? if i call the cops they will just think im prank calling, and it would probably be the same if i called my friends. then i thought about what would happen if i did hit it with my truck. yes i would have killed the zombie but then i could be framed for murder, people are stupid and wouldnt understand that it was a ZOMBIE.


so this whole week ive been thinking about what i would do in this situation and formulating a plan just in case

wow im fucked up